Stop, drop, and roll.
If nothing else, it'll amuse your coworkers.
You could always tell them they're fire ants...
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Stop, drop, and roll.
If nothing else, it'll amuse your coworkers.
You could always tell them they're fire ants...
Fire ants !?!
*has visions of ant armies marching pink slips off to various employees*
Jace... I'd think you might want to consider not chewing pencaps for a while...
Jace hasn't heard of fire ants??
(the real ones, not the pink slip ones)
I've chased down customers to get my good pens back. I have to carry a spare with me when I'm working just to make sure I have something to write with.
I've seen fire ants before and think they'd be a wonderful addition to any Human Resource Department. :)
ROFL.
When I was about ten years old, I accidently stepped in a pile of fire ants while washing a car. Couldn't figure out why my leg and foot hurt so much. Looked down. Jumped into the bucket of soapy water. Had red bumps all over my foot and leg for a week or two. Painful.
Yet another reason why humans weren't meant to live in the South...
You're saying there's something wrong with fire ants, roaches, and rednecks?
Yes. Yes I am.
I'll second that wrongness.
Too bad they weren't real fire ants, since I actually DO sit right next to the head of Human Resources. [img]wink.gif[/img]